Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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