And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm too high and old for this...
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