Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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