he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
