why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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