I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
