I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My cat gives me a boner
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
A+ Viking dick
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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