omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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