Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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