I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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