How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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