So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
They took my balls.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
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