Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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