Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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