Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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