who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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