is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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