Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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