I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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