Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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