I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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