I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I currently don't understand fingers.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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