I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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