the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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