that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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