ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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