Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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