Are we in a gay sports bar?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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