it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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