This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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