My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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