he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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