i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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