I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
this is an emotional support booty call
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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