So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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