I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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