I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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