If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Do vagina's smell?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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