You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
