idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
My vagina just clenched in fear
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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