I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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