my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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