it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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