He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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