But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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