somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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