god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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