Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Randomize
