so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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