Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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