You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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